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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Off Topic: Request for Jokes
by Eyes at 9:22 AM

This past week, I got the sobering news that a good friend of mine in Japan has been diagnosed with Stage 4 Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. He is only 40 years old. I can't imagine how difficult that must be for him and his family.

When I asked him if there was anything I could do for him, he told me if I could send him jokes, it would help lift his spirit and that is something I absolutely can do. The problem is I am so serious, I don't know one good joke!

So I am asking for your help. If you know of some good jokes, would you post them below? I would be so thankful. Also, if any of you know of any great humor books, I hope you share that with me as well. And you are welcome to say hi to Jim. He occasionally reads my blog.

Many thanks!

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Off Topic: Request for Jokes

This past week, I got the sobering news that a good friend of mine in Japan has been diagnosed with Stage 4 Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. He is only 40 years old. I can't imagine how difficult that must be for him and his family.

When I asked him if there was anything I could do for him, he told me if I could send him jokes, it would help lift his spirit and that is something I absolutely can do. The problem is I am so serious, I don't know one good joke!

So I am asking for your help. If you know of some good jokes, would you post them below? I would be so thankful. Also, if any of you know of any great humor books, I hope you share that with me as well. And you are welcome to say hi to Jim. He occasionally reads my blog.

Many thanks!
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